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Those closets were probably getting pretty hot anyway, what with the drink and all. A 14 oz mug that changes with heat! Read more

Is it just me, or is the best feature of a shark that beautiful smile? Three enamel shark hair pins! Read more

You know what else should be only reality and not dreams? The drink of your choice in this mug, at the temperature you like. Read more

Now your flower crown can be a true work of art. And also made of enamel. Three enamel hair pins of flowers from famous artworks! Read more

I recommend wearing something more comfortable than shown here when using these cards. It seems like it would be very difficult to perform a reading with only one hand like that. Read more

Is that a raven in your hair? No, nevermore. Edgar Allen Poe hair clips! Read more

Rawr! Roar! Stomp stomp! Bring some prehistoric flare to your outfit with these enamel pin hair pins! Read more

Caw! Screech! Hoot! For those who don't speak bird, I'll translate: These enamel pins think your hair would be ideal to nest in, and they're willing to make this a mutually beneficial transaction. They get a place to live, and you get a cool pin. Read more

Now you can wear a hat without wearing a hat. Maybe put some cards up your sleeve. Wear a clock but have no watch. The possibilities are endless, for the jokes and your hair. Alice in Wonderland enamel hair pin set! Read more

This mug will give your drink many, many wings. Careful it doesn't fly away. Mug that changes color with heat! Read more